After a recent wlug meeting (I think it was December?)  I mentioned that my wife and I were expecting a child. Tim asked me to send an announcement to the list. (So this announcement is not completely off topic.) Below is my belated announcement regarding my son's birth. Since I use mostly Linux and my wife Mac OS.  We'll have to wait and see which one he picks up first. But at least it won't be Windows. :-)

James and Heather Gray are the proud parents of Owen James born 10:26
p.m. December 31st, weighing 8 pounds, 4 ounces and 22 inches long.
Many fireworks were launched in his honor :-) All is well with Owen,
Heather and James.